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>> Oh, jeez!
>> Hey, Bill Tompkins.
I'm your 9:00 AM.
>> Uh, good morning.
>> Good morning.
>> I'll be with you in just a moment.
>> I'll be here.
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>> Mr. Tompkins, thank you for coming in.
It's great to put a face to a name.
>> Sure, nice to meet you.
How much does the job pay?
>> We'll get to that later.
>> Understood.
How many vacation days do I have?
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>> So how are you today, Mr. Tompkins?
>> Not good.
I'm in a fight with my girlfriend.
Ten minutes late for dinner -- she's all over my case.
And my dad, he's on my case, too.
I swear he thinks I'll never amount to anything.
Everything I do, nothing is good enough for that man.
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>> Okay, let's see your resume.
>> My resume -- my resume.
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>> So once you sign in, you'll go to the third floor
and you'll get your assignments from Vicki, our secretary.
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>> So I guess you could say I've done a lot of work on those platforms.
I have pretty good experience.
I also have a certification in Java --
>> [whispers]
>> And C++.
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>> Oh, I see it says here you spent the last three years at Walters & Sullivan.
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>> So, what makes you think you'd be a good fit here?
>> Well, I graduated with a degree in Environmental Science
and then I spent five years working at the Peace Corps.
What I was trying to do was push legislation
through Congress to stop these big oil companies.
These big oil companies are killing our civilization.
>> You know we're an oil company, right?
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>> This is Mr. Tompkins.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
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>> Oh, I see on your resume you used to work with John Mahoney.
>> John Mahoney, right.
That guy has no clue how to run a company.
I don't know who would ever put him in charge of anything.
>> He's my uncle.
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>> And with each bullet point, you just check it off --
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>> Pleasure's all mine, Sandy.
>> Tameka.
Right.
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>> Hi, this is Tameka Monroe from Consent and Release of a Liability.
I'm calling about Billy Tompkins.
He listed you as a reference.
>> Never heard of him.
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